Good songs but Flop Movies

This ia small compilation of good songs with actors which you may not even think of

To begin with Sanjay Dutt and Mandakini
Move - Jeeva - Music Director Rd Burman
What a great song but actors ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=froB7rIAics

This one with Mithun and Zarina from the movie Sitara
again R D Burman music and Lyrics by Gulzar


This one is from movie Lakhon Mein  ek ( 1971 )
Starring: Mehmood, Radha Saluja, Pran, Aruna Irani, Madan Puri, Agha, Mukri, Lalita Pawar, Ramesh Deo. 
Music: R.D.Burman, Director: S. S. Balan, Producer: Gemini.
Singer: Kishore Kumar

Some interesting lines

Sign over a Gynecologist' s Office:



'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'



In a Podiatrist's office:


'Time wounds all heels.'


On a Plumber's truck:


'We repair what your husband fixed.'


On another Plumber's truck:


'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'


On a Church's Bill board:


'7 days without God makes one weak.'


At a TYRE Store


'Invite us to your next blowout.'


On an Electrician' s truck:


'Let us remove your shorts.'

In a Non-smoking Area:


'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'



On a Maternity Room door:


'Push. Push. Push..'

At an Optometrist' s Office:


'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'



On a Taxidermist' s window:


'We really know our stuff.'


On a Fence:


'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'


At a Car Dealership:


'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'



Outside a Car Exhaust Store:


'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'

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In a Vets waiting room:

'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'

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In a Restaurant window:

'Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.'

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'

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The sign at a Radiator shop:

'Best place in town to take a leak.'

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On the back of a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

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Sign on the back of the 2nd Septic Tank Truck

We are in the number 2 business

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Sign on the back of the 3rd Septic Tank Truck:

'Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises'