Some interesting lines

Sign over a Gynecologist' s Office:

'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'

In a Podiatrist's office:

'Time wounds all heels.'

On a Plumber's truck:

'We repair what your husband fixed.'

On another Plumber's truck:

'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'

On a Church's Bill board:

'7 days without God makes one weak.'

At a TYRE Store

'Invite us to your next blowout.'

On an Electrician' s truck:

'Let us remove your shorts.'

In a Non-smoking Area:

'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'

On a Maternity Room door:

'Push. Push. Push..'

At an Optometrist' s Office:

'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'

On a Taxidermist' s window:

'We really know our stuff.'

On a Fence:

'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'

At a Car Dealership:

'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'

Outside a Car Exhaust Store:

'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'


In a Vets waiting room:

'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'


In a Restaurant window:

'Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.'


In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'


The sign at a Radiator shop:

'Best place in town to take a leak.'


On the back of a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels


Sign on the back of the 2nd Septic Tank Truck

We are in the number 2 business


Sign on the back of the 3rd Septic Tank Truck:

'Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises'

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